Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

Barrel

The worst thing ever. Used as an insult towards other people.

"Wow, what a barrel."
"She is such a barrel"
"BARRELSS! I KNEW IT WAS YOU >:("

by Ecir November 9, 2012

bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.

Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!

by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019

Bartek

a guy with a big wood

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek

by bartek bigwood October 21, 2019

Barrett

A firearms company based out of Murfreesboro, TN, which specializes in making rifles with freakin' huge calibers. Best known for the M82A1, a .50 caliber sniper rifle designed to take out veichles from a ridiculously long distance. The M82A1 also appears in Soldat, where it fills the role of n00b tube.

Some of their other models include the XM109 sniper rifle which shoots exploding bullets and the M107 sniper rifle currently adopted by the US military.
Their website is barrettrifles.com

The truck carrying the weapons was almost over the border, when a bullet from a Barrett knocked out the engine block.

"It's too bad Barrett rifles cost $7775, cuz I really want one to blow up that car lot across town."

In Soldat:
"Goddamn n00b using the Barrett as a pistol!"
"Stupid asshole camping our spawn with a Barrett!"
"lol im good cuz i can kill wit barret"

by xtishereb September 10, 2008

double barrel hogback growler

The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.

Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!

by TF Gumby January 5, 2008

Barrel Roll

The act of rolling your ship into a wall by pressing R or Z twice on the controll pad.

Usually done in Space by a foxlike pilot.

ZZ/RR into Wall/Comet/hard surface

by Flame060 February 16, 2005