Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who has play a lot of roles where she is usually a teenager who gets involved with older men and who loves to look at what people are saying of her online and rubs elbows with racist and nazi lovers.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie Amelia´s children?
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

Dirty baptism

When you ejaculate on her fore-head in a praying position

“Gave her the ol’ dirty baptism last night”

by pizza dummy April 30, 2024

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024