Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.

Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.

by Beatlistic October 1, 2009

Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008

beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003

beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

BathedinInsanity

Insane bishie boy who wuvvles all the women, and some of 'da men ;)

"Hey, there goes that sexy BathedinInsanity!"

"Oh load's...Celes is missing...where's BathedinInsanity?!"

by Jay Wise June 27, 2003

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008