Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 2, 2015

Amish Roadblock

When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.

Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.

by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015

Amish Vibrator

sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around

Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.

by TrainingWheelsChuck May 14, 2015

amish tornado

Getting a facial from several bearded men wearing funny hats.

Last night Jedediah and the guys treated me to an Amish tornado.

by asiapurdue November 16, 2015

amish fajita

The act of having sex with woman after you have already ejaculate

Her vagina was so good I had to Amish fajita her the rest of the time

by Otterbot January 4, 2016

amighty

A beautiful girl that is so nice and sweet. And can roast hella good. She dgaf about anyone's opinion. But if your nice to her she'll be nice to you. She is super funny and will love to dance

Your so funny you remind me of amighty

by Lolololnoone January 13, 2017

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017