commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!

by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021

Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive

Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression

by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026