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The world’s greatest and largest source for Xbox related information, including software hacks, modchips, tosp flashing and tons more.
noob: I want to mod my Xbox, how do I do that?
Xbox expert: go read the tutorials at Xbox-scene, dumbass!
by bill gates August 23, 2004
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xbox one x

An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.
Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X.

Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?
by Xbox One X Sucks November 6, 2017
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xbox

The 8th wonder of the world, not because of its power, but because of its size. Known to man as the largest console in the world and probably the universe. Not only do you get the enjoyment out of playing crap games on it like Halo, but when suspended from a crane you can even use your Xbox as a wrecking ball!
by Teh 4ce January 13, 2006
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Xbox 360

1. Microsoft.
2. The only game system possible of killing with the RROD.
3. The system that spazzes when you put it vertically.
4. The system in which Halo 3 was released, making it almost the best system, in which the PS3 was claimed to "Pwn it hard"
5. A game system that Bill Gates used some of his $57.5 billion to make
6. The system that people are filing a lawsuit against.
7. YOU DIE!
1. "Mommy i got an Xbox 360 from my friend"
"Good job. Microsoft"
2."AHHH RED RING OF DEATH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! (*Grabs sledgehammer*) destroys the xbox 360
3. "I will try my Xbox 360!!! (*CHHHHHH*) aw damn it my Xbox ruined Call of Duty 4.
4. "Lets play halo 3!" Other Kid: "Let's play Guitar Hero for ps3!" Halo 3 kid gets shot, and sony removes his body from the premises, therefore stating that ps3 was good.
by Adam E, and Alex Y. May 1, 2008
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Xbox one

the best game system ever. buy it, you can play xbox 360 games on it and that is cool it is the best game system ive had, ive had a wii, xbox 360 and a ps4, and the two xboxs where the best.
dave, phil, im getting a xbox one
phil, thats a good choice, we can play fortnite and battlefield 1 together
phil, dave you will love your xbox one
by Jack cof March 2, 2018
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Xbox'ing

Smoking joints.
Used in conversation so outsiders can't understand.
"Hey, do you come xbox'ing with me this sunday?"
"Allright!"
by Jean-Marie April 23, 2006
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Broken Xbox

A raw, stinging rectum, usually the result of a hot curry or other rich food. The name alludes to the red ring of death seen on faulty Xbox360 games consoles.
That vindaloo was a bad idea, I'm nursing a 'broken xbox' this morning
by TheDirtyYoungMan March 2, 2008
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