woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

by hEbo0 October 1, 2011

woof

the person who eats the last piece of pizza

As the last piece of pizza sat lonely in the box, the room became quiet as everyone stared at the last slice. Suddenly, Patrick broke his statueesque pose and dashed for the pizza stuffing it in his mouth. Only to be later criticized as "the woof"

by h0tsauce December 14, 2008

woof

a poo or a fart, a bad smell. n.

did you woof? make sure you woof in open areas because if you hold it in and dont let it out you'll get sick but if you let it out in enclosed areas you'll make those around you sick.

by brooke burke May 13, 2005

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

woofing

Relentless pursuit of potential targets by eligible batchelors.

Bloke 1: are you here to go sailing or just to go woofing
Bloke 2: rule one, always go woofing

by iamjg January 3, 2014

woofypoofer

the noise your butt makes when you fart.

i was on a date with brad, and man, he sure let some woofypoofers.

by billy bob joe April 17, 2003

Sub-Woofer

when one dog barks, then other dogs that hear the barks follow in becomeing more annoying.

when the mail man came my dog started a sub-woofer through my neighbor hood.

by dan188 June 19, 2010