Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

by thefireman May 02, 2015

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker July 31, 2015

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 16, 2023

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025