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Blow Job Week

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012
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Green Week

A Week Long piss-up at Monash University, Clayton, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia that celebrates all things VB.

Teams compete for points by entering events.
Events include trike races, pool competitions, photography competitions, Iron Gut (where competitors eat really bad things such as lard with a dressing of raw egg, chilli flakes and olives), Dutch Relay, Boat races, and the legendary centurion in which competitors have a shot of beer every 30 seconds for 50 minutes and then decide the eventual winner by a 3 pot (285ml) scull off.

A seperate Scavenger Hunt is also a traditional part of Green Week where competitors have been sent to such far flung places such as Adelaide, and Canberra. Part of the Hunt involves 'The Hardest to Obtain Object' which has resulted in teams submitting the MCG behind post, signs indicating Army Presence and 24 hour watch stations at 400m and 100m respectively, and the sign from the royal mint which is opposite a 24/7/52 manned guard station.

Past winners have include Team 9 (2005), Too Piste (2004) and Farrer Hall (2003).
Green Week has been in existance for 19 years, evolving from a similar week long event entitled 'Farm Week' which was subsequently canned in the 80's after a live pig was thrown from the top of the 10 story High Menzies Building.
"What shall we do this fine 2nd Week of Semester 2?"

"Why, Green Week is upon us. Let's scull a beverage or 30 a day for the next week"

"Toodlepip"
by VBman1986 July 30, 2006
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bull week

Workers on 'piece work' were paid two weeks in arrears so two weeks before a holiday they would try and make an extra piece (or pieces) an hour so that the pay packet they received before their holidays would be suitably inflated.
I'm not taking a tea break at the moment I'm on bull week
by mozzleberry April 20, 2006
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tech week

n.
The week preceding the opening night of a stage performance where an actor, stage crewmember, or tech crewmember will stay extremely late every night until a director is satisfied. The "tech week" is where all the lighting, stage direction, props, costumes, and acting comes together.

v.
tech weeking-
1. The act of experiencing or participating in a tech week.
2. The emotional state brought on by experiencing a tech week. Symptoms of tech weeking may include loss of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of sanity, loss of free time, and loss of life.
n.
"I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I didn't do my homework, I've had a tech week all week and I've been on stage until 11:30 every night."

v.
1. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I've been tech weeking all week and I've had to stay late every night."
2. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken." *Turns over desk, punches Ms. Bucken in the face, and runs out the door.*
by Sir Kuthi December 14, 2008
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Activity Weekend

A list of crazy/ fun/ daring/ drunken activities to be executed over one insane weekend. Make a list. Check it twice. Have a drunk ass weened, it will be nice.

Examples: Write a rap song, shotgun a tall can, answer a sex ad on Criagslist. You know, the usual.
Yo man what should we do this weekend?

Shit man, I think we should go for an activity weekend.

Epic.
by Activity Weekend October 9, 2009
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Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019
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strawberry week

Strawberry week refers to the week of menstruation and menstrual bleeding, hence the allusion to the red fruit strawberries.
Dang man, My girl is being so wack lately, but I'm pretty sure it's just strawberry week.

It must be strawberry week because my girl is acting crazy!
by Zackus February 19, 2008
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