star wars is gay

Something only a dumbass would say…
Because Star Wars is fucking awesome!!!

Little penis man: StAr WaRs Is GaY!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Boba Fett: Why don’t you take your Star Trek microass and slam it on your dick, oh wait… like you have one!!! I be 🅱️usin’ man!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 17, 2022

Star Wars

A dead franchise.

Star Wars is dead.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 3, 2022

The Four Swin Wars of 2006

Usually reffered to as the war of all wars, the four swin wars were fought during a period of 5 days in Southern California. After a long day, the four main men involved split into twos and began to attack. Anything they could salvage was used as cover. The main sources of ammunition were jellybeans, frozen power bars, and starbursts. One of the men took a huge dump and clogged the toilet. He said it was like crapping a 2 liter bottle of soda and that he has a good idea of what it's like to be raped now. There were no survivors.

Frank: Dude D-day was a crazy as battle.
Steve: Yeah, but thats nothing compared to The Four Swin Wars of 2006 .

by mcgoogus December 17, 2006

Magic Wars

An incredible iPhone app where the player learns spells, duels players, and chats on a free forum. Using gold to buy classes, the player can learn a new spell. Some spells include:
1. Memory
2. Light
3. Water
4. Fire
5. Weather
These spells are used to duel players in a two step process. Here's how it works:
One player sends a spell to another player. The recieving player gets a notification and selects a second spell. That player sends his/her spell to the original player and the winner is generated randomly from experience stats, spell weakness/resistance, and level.
The forum is a great place to chat and exchange circle numbers, used to learn new spells.
Please note, this app is currently shut down due to abuse of the forums. This instead was a flame war caused by the sister apps Blood Wars and Powers, which are much less moderated and, in most peoples opinions (and mine) discusting and filled with perverted threads, comments, and posts. These have also been removed from the app store.

Friend via Magic Wars PM: Dude wanna exchange circle numbers?
Me: Course! Mines 6572280!

Many people on Twitter/Facebook: Hey creator, when does the app come back up?? We've all been dying to know!

by Randomgamerdude August 11, 2010

The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

Sneeze Wars

A game played with 2 or more participants, involving the act of spontaneously sneezing on one another when they are not expecting it. The game may be played anywhere at any time, and lasts until all but one announce they have quit playing. The last person to not surrender wins. It may take course over a period of hours, days, or weeks.

Hunter: Want to play sneeze wars?

Casey: How do you play that?

Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...

by Shouldawouldacouldadove May 23, 2011