Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)

Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.

by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018

smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

willie banjo

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .

Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .

by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011

Willy Play

To play with someones willy or to have your willy played with by someone else. It could be used to describe mutual masturbation.

I'm going to meet my fuck buddy for some willy play later.

by littlemrham May 11, 2018

Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag

He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle

by Elab September 13, 2016

Willy Kahler

A Man-Slag known by half of Essex... Not for good reason. Sends almost more nudes to girls than boys. (It's close) (Never been leaked... yet) Starts fights with all the boys of his snap but never backs it up. Toxic.

A: Yo I'm talking to this really cool dude.
L: Oh let's see.
A: His name is Willy Kahler
L: Oh I got with him
E: Oh shit same
A: Ew what a whore.

by anonymous376740 September 5, 2022