wifefriend

A wife that you still treat as your girlfriend. You take your wifefriend out on dates and ensure that you remain playful and light hearted, not allowing routine and daily life chores to dim the light of romance. Your wifefriend is cute and helps you do this by responding well and adorably to your courting romantic advances.

I love you my wifefriend.

My wife is still like a girlfriend, my wife is a wifefriend.

by alizeepmp June 8, 2021

sniffle-wiffle

a hedgehog with a cold

Sniffle-wiffle: ach-oooo
Squirrel master: bless you! do you want a tissue? i have ont you can buy for 14 shnigglebots

by no no no its a comercial December 8, 2003

Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

by Dudes bro is lol May 13, 2017

where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

by jesus caro February 4, 2008

wiffle ball

the greatest game in the world where you throw the ball that has holes in it and go around the bases and this is really confusin

nvm

by Carly October 17, 2003

Wiff

Short for weird friends forever, similar to the term biff.

Instead of being biffs, Amanda and Stan are wiffs.

by personlalahi April 4, 2010

Wiffle ball

A code for smoking pot so you can talk about your plans to smoke in front of protective parents.

Tyler: "Hey man, lets get loaded"
Drew: "shhh bro. My parents are right outside"
Tyler: "oh yeah. Lets go hit the wiffle ball"

by Six foot bongs June 5, 2013