Middleburg, Virginia 

A southern suburb of Washington, DC that is located in the rolling hills of northern Virginia. This community of "trust fund babies" and selfish, shallow "richers" will not allow economic growth or an actual working "blue collar" sect of people into it's town. Populated by rich coke heads that have old English style names such as "Chadwick Dunston Elffson Watley III", Middleburg is known for it's anti-gun, anti-religion, pro-abortion liberalism as well as it's talent to look down upon actual working people, because of all the "Old Money" floating around. "Fox Hunting", "Steeple Chase" as well as other wealthy English sports are the main attraction in this shallow place to live. If you don't have money, and your ancestors weren't Protestants from the Mayflower, don't bother going near this town. They'll chase you out with their Land-Rovers, Mercedes, and Cadillac Escalades.

If you're poor, don't bother visiting Middleburg, Virginia.

Middleburg, Virginia by Johnny Hates NOVA August 30, 2005

Wytheville Virginia 

The town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of Southwest VA. The hills close you in. There is no escape.

newcomer: "did you hear in the news about the upheaval in Libya?"
resident of 2 yrs: "no, i don't care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world... i live in Wytheville Virginia!"

Wytheville Virginia by thehillshaveeyes December 14, 2011

southern virginia 

where the real south begins a place where people don't try to hide there country accent and accept where they from and proud of it.

southern virginia the real south

southern virginia by va kid June 15, 2007

West Virginia Brown 

Smoking the roach of a joint or blunt in a gravity bong (geeb).

Do you wanna take a West Virginia Brown when we finish this blunt?

West Virginia Brown by savs June 6, 2015

The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.

Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"

The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016

Lynchburg, Virginia 

A Small City / Large Town in Southwestern Virginia. It can be said this is the region that time forgot. Very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and spunk in you.

Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.

Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.

And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.

Mr. T and Me are strolling down a street in Lynchburg, Virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. A woman comes walking down the street.

ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?

WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.

ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?

WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!

Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.

WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?

MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!

Lynchburg, Virginia by lltj September 26, 2009

Vienna, Virginia 

Where the top 1% congregate to spend all their blood money.

Rich people live in Vienna.

Vienna, Virginia by Mason November 30, 2004