twoblocka

A girl that looks good from two blocks away.

That girl is a twoblocka.

by meep meep. July 17, 2009

Twootballer

An AFL football that uses Twitter

Yo dawg, that Harry O'Brien is a mad twootballer.

by SportSpiel April 27, 2010

Twootitude

Two people in a fortress of solitude.

Cindy and I were in twootitude and banged

by Twootles June 1, 2011

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Tooberlober

Someone who likes anus in and around their anus.

Wow, Connor is such a tooberlober!!

by Sir Tooberlober October 25, 2012

twobby

To lobby using the social networking site Twitter.

I am going to twobby the shit out of this BBC journalist to accurately represent the middle-east crisis.

by jgertrude March 8, 2013

Twoochie

A 12 to 14 year old that is dressed like a hoochie. A tween whose parents obviously do not care enough about their daughter to keep her from dressing like a slut.

Look at that twoochie hanging out in front of Chuck-E-Cheese trolling for tokens from the boys.

by anonyomass August 30, 2013