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toolbart

Art made using toolbars.
by MusicFan August 4, 2004
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Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008
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toolkit

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.
A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.
by Theo February 18, 2005
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Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.
Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.
by KingPr0n October 26, 2004
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Tool

Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool
by formeldahyde August 8, 2009
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Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
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Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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