sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

sofa king wee todd did by chawklit luver November 8, 2007

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough

This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down

The Dirty Todd by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020

rod and todd 

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

rod and todd by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.

My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?

Mary Todd Lincoln by Urban Robb February 12, 2014

iam sofa king we todd it 

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

iam sofa king we todd it by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

swiney todd 

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

swiney todd by unoneted July 20, 2009

Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.

She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.

Officer Todd by Slivrr October 7, 2011