off the gritz

Adj. Someone that frequently says or does things that are absurd. Or, something said or done that has no correlating thought process to it.

"Yo, Mattson says some real off the gritz things." "My man is off the gritz."

by Wolf Predtor7 December 22, 2020

Off App

The practice of Uber and Lyft drivers to arrange for a later pickup outside of the ride application.

Driver: here we are at the club, have a good time
Passenger: thanks for the ride, can you pick us up later?
Driver: what time?

Passenger: around midnight.
Driver. Excellent. Here is my personal phone number, call me and I will go Off App.

by BacchusDog January 17, 2018

Ziving Off

Humming during slightly inappropriate moments, such as during conversation. Also applies to tapping pencils, clicking retractable pens, whistling, etc.

"Dude, I sit next to this guy in history who is always ziving off to himself!"

by fuzzywuzzyman April 4, 2010

Skive off

To skip or play hooky

Let’s skive off school and get McDonalds!

by woahdicks February 6, 2018

Fly off

To abandon a friend (in most cases, best friend) within their presence in order to hang out or become best friends with another.

It is also used to address to someone who has "flew off".

Guy 1 - "Your flying off on me?!"
Guy 2 - "No it's not what it looks like, we're just talking to each other!"

Guy 1 (a week later) - "Hey there fly off! How's your new friend?"
Guy 2 - "Screw you"

by Johnthebapteest September 17, 2010

blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

Jax off

1. A league of legends technique.

2. To masturbate; to jack off

"I jax off in league of legends"
"Really? That's such a pussy playstyle"

by Asuriel August 28, 2021