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Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.
Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay
by J Riot November 19, 2010
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Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.
"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"
by mr wizard man April 4, 2015
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tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas
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by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016
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Tanner

Tanner is a sexy man who is very athletic, gets hella pussy, and fucks every night. Although not intelligent in school he is intelligent In the bedroom. Every girl out there wants to fuck him and get fingered by him. Boys you better watch out because he gonna fuck your bitch and eat her pussy all gone🙈🍑🍆
I wanna fuck Tanner so badly and just want him to like me so I can break up with the man I’m makin him jealous wit
by Jamal Cemariyan December 5, 2017
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Tanner hasler

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson
by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018
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Tanner

Man, there goes that faggot Tanner
by Holyxkt October 30, 2018
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Tanner

The perfect guy, the one who had it all. Yes he broke my heart, but he deserves to be with chloe❤️
Dang that boy is hot. Is his name tanner?!”
by Hotbaby5❄️ February 6, 2019
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