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Ink Thief

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021
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kot thief

a person who steals ur god dam kot images
you’re a kot thief! stop using my kot images without asking!

jeremy is also an example of a kot thief
by EndyCake April 29, 2021
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Swag thief

To steal still anothers swagger style mojo or vibe to copycat and to duplicate a replica of swag that doesn't originate from the originator.

This term was coined during 2009
I thought we were better than that don't be a swag thief copycat.
by Kid ferrari January 17, 2022
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Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water
“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”
by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022
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job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.
I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.
by Vincedit August 28, 2023
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job-thief

Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
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Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
by maeskyzie November 7, 2023
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