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hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
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rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015
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Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
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harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009
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Hammer Long

Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.

The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"

"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"

"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
by HammerLooooong March 19, 2023
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fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
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Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties January 13, 2016
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