Shade Swinger

A big dumb ugly monkey

I went to the the corner liqour store and got mugged by some shade swingers in the alley.

by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022

Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

dance swinger

Someone who likes to Dosie Dough around the dance floor into everyone’s bed. It’s very important to have mutual respect and trust while being a cuckold.

Dance swinger John is dancing with Jane. Jane is Jon’s girlfriend and John lets Jane dance with everyone else which leads to her having sex with everyone else. They are now swingers.

by Swing dancing January 5, 2025

dance swinger

Dance swinger is someone who cuckold their partner on a dance floor, which leads to the bedroom for crazy sex. That makes their boyfriend jealous while he’s watching in the corner.

Dance swinger is when the guy allows another guy to dance typically in a form of dancing called western swing dancing to Dosey Doe into another person‘s bedroom while the boyfriend watches them get it on.

by Swing dancing January 5, 2025