surging sanders

"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show

Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.

by John Doughboy October 9, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of no where

Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President

by Herb Andick Shunary October 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

(v.) When you cum out of nowhere

"Did you just do a Surging Sanders?"
"I swear this never happens."

In the democratic race we have seen a surging Sanders and it has Hillary worried.

by BabesEggs September 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.

by dbcitizen September 3, 2016

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

Surgically Defenestrate

The act of surgically(professionally or otherwise) sealing the fenestrates of a person or animal's skull.

I've had enough of your shit, man. Shut up before I surgically defenestrate your skull.

by Zatharus July 28, 2009

Surgical Ballet

1) A fight, or move in which someone twirls and spins around long bladed weapons

2) A flurry of spinning sharp objects

1) -Ryan gets in a fight with Fred-

Fred: I'm about to bust your face with my brass knuckles, any thing you wanna say?

-Ryan unsheaths two chinese hook swords and spins them around in a wide range flurry, lacerating Fred and his thugs-

Onlooker1: that was freaking brutal

onlooker2: that was a surgical ballet

2) Dude1: Man, remember when the window broke behind the skydiving fan?

Dude2: yeah man, that was a freaking surgical ballet, i had to get alot of stitches

by UrbanSamurai March 2, 2010