a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
After anal, pulling the dirty habib then the brown necktie and finally using the rest of the shiz to draw glasses on the chicks face. Making her look like a dirty exchange student.
"Man I was with this chick and made her a dirty exchange student, it was funny as hell."
A Strathclyde Student is basically an Edinburgh student, only worse. At least with Edinburgh students you get highly intellectual and minted people. With Strathclyde students they just think they are and you still get the full flow of cunt off them.
For example : you see a person come out of Primark. Then laugh at someone else coming out of Primark and pissing in their bag. Defintely a Strathclyde Student.