stateside

Refers to the United States side of the border.

I'm headed stateside this weekend so I can get my ass SHOT!

by GeeBee November 5, 2003

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Southern United States

SUS
The South part of the Unites States, it's very warm and has nice food but if you don't agree with its residents politics you might get yourself shot.

Southern United States has good food but it's also kinda SUS

by SUMFURRYTHING February 5, 2023

Staped

A mix between 'stapled' and 'raped'. Also means something incredibly cool, rad, great, etc.

Man that show was staped!

by Dr. Phillius October 8, 2008

staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.

"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"

by dr. toofess April 12, 2013