6 definitions by dr. toofess

staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.

"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013

>:z

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013

The crisp edge of schnapps combined with the delicious aroma and taste of peaches. It is oh so peachy; a fuzzy navel stapler.

Peach Schnapps... dink responsifly. >:z (heave)

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013

Something so unbelievable, it requires two blinks to be certain what you, me, we are seeing.

Don't blink, blink or you'll surely miss it. >:z

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013

A snaggle-toothed honkey after being punched in the grille by a nigger.

"Smile for the camera, Cloe..."

:z

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013

Wide eyed and scared; panic-stricken; nigga shock.

(a nigga's car breaks down in the third ward)

"this nigga is scared of niggers...u scared, Taniqua?" O.O

"naw D'Andre, I aint scared." O.O

by dr. toofess April 13, 2013