Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

staller

A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.

Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.

Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.

Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"

Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"

by OpiatedONE February 1, 2010

Night Stalker

This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.

Night Stalker is a true troll.

by wexler3547 May 22, 2011

Stalemate

1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.

2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.

1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.

2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.

by Pam Light May 13, 2005

stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.

Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?

by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014

stalker

A creepy girl who is obsessed with someone to the point of insanity and you will always see them doing one of the followings, eg. hiding behinds wall, cars, bushes, shop.

I didn't really know why would there be people who stalk others until I became one. I was a stalker when I was in middle school. There was this guy whom I thought was really hot, handsome. He was attractive in so many ways so I decided to stalk him. I found at the his favourite place after school was at a shopping mall so I went there with my friends hoping to catch him hanging around there. A stalker would appear to be very creepy, they will be hiding behind walls, cars, and many places and the stalker would use many kinds of ways just to know where their victim live, their phone number and where they are going.

by xxthedefinitionwriterxx May 17, 2013

Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017