Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.

Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.

by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022

Semen Satchel

A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum

Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!

by BungusChungus June 4, 2018

stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache

Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"

by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007

Sachem High School East

A high school located in farmingville, new york where the kids have too much time on their hands. 95% percent of kids smoke pot by the ninth grade, 95% drink by the time their 12, and 90% of kids smoke by the 9th grade. There are more whores than one kid can count. Contrary to belief it is not a rich suburb school filled with white kids. It is filled with all kids. Has a really bad drug problem.Recently hired drug sniffing dogs. Most kids get fucked up at island 16 and at wendys.
Rivalry with Sachem North.
Has the worst football team, has a kickass girls basketball team.
Built in 2004, and is probably bigger than the pentagon.
Has a football team named the flaming arrows?!

Sachem high school east student: hey! how you doing?

Sahem north student: hey, fuck you. wait, is that pot?!

Sachem east student:yeah man, lets get fucked up.

by longislanderrrrrrrr March 9, 2009

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

Sachem east

A high school on eastern long island. 1 of 2 sachem highschools both of which where 95% of the kids are or did smoke pot. Tns of groups and clicks and shit to much drama and a massive amount of whores who choke on more dick then paris hilton.

Yo I go to Sachem east highschool! Is that good?

Bro did you seriously....uhh....yo pass that.

by | )13l0N January 22, 2009

Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020