Squirrel Face 

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

Squirrel Face by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

Squirrel sock 

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...

Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...

Squirrel sock by Chickenarms March 31, 2011

Squirrel Bait 

1) woman who are fucking nuts!

2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy

Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"

DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"

Karl: "Squirrel bait?"

Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"

Squirrel Bait by cheese4green September 20, 2011

squirrel jaws 

When you have crammed your pole so far down a bitch's throat, she has a nut in each cheek.

The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.

squirrel jaws by Rob MFK August 12, 2006

Squirrel Aids 

Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.

Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.

However this will cure most nut allergies.

Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?

Man 2: Do you mean sex?

Man 1: Why yes, I do.

Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"

Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.

Man 2: What a tragedy.

Man 1: Indeed.

Squirrel Aids by squirrel rape February 22, 2012

squirrel please 

The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.

Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.

squirrel please by 420josh October 15, 2007

squirrel squad 

My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.

Look! Squirrel squad just stuck his head out of the hole

squirrel squad by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009