Socking

The act of sounding and docking simultaneously. Each man inserts one end of the sounding rod into their penises, then docks by interlocking foreskins.

Person: Yo you wanna dock later?
Person: Nah bro, everyone’s socking now. You should try it.

by ronwald_johnson69 May 22, 2025

Socking

Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’

It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..

Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’

Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘

Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o

by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025

Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

Specking Out

When a crack head is looking for “specks” on the ground because they’re positive they dropped a rock/piece earlier. On their hands and knees, or bent over or flipping everything upside down picking up anything that may look like a piece of crack from bread crumbs to candle wax or plastic pieces of stuff or even paper or a pebble or a peanut… Some will even try to smoke whatever they find on the ground, just desperate for the last hoot/doot. They could search over and over in the same spots, looking at the same pieces of fluff or whatever they previously ditched after realizing it’s not a rip… it’s literally insanity. Typically happens at the end of their bag; but some people will speck out even at the beginning of their bag. It’s a hard habit to break…

“Quit specking out bro, you’ve looked there 5 times now and tried smoking a pebble… it’s time to sleep”

“Bro I swear to you I dropped a piece earlier. A big chunk. I’ll share it with you if you help me find it”
“Bruh you didn’t drop shit from the 40 piece you got… I watched you smoke every crumb and the resin. Sober up.”
“It’s not enough, I need one more rip, I gotta have a bell ringer man it’s been too long. Call your guy up, I’ll trade him anything”
“Man you’re basically homeless he won’t want anything you got, keep specking out maybe you’ll find a couple bucks”
“Can I get a $13 chunk, ask him please”
“What the fuck bro, no way”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

Flip Sockin'

The douche baggery of wearing shin length white socks with a pair of slip on sandals. If you wear this, you are indeed an asshat.

Look at that flip sockin' son of a b!

by neehan July 27, 2010