Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

slurpuff

The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world

Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020

shimmy slurp

The act of ejaculating inside a woman then proceeding to suck the seimen out in a sick form of cunnilingus.
A nasty variation of snowballing

- When he did his cousin, he totally shimmy slurped her!
- DUDE!! THATS NASTY!!I just threw up a little!!

by Da Phoenixx August 6, 2008

Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!

He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.

by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010

derpy slurpy

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls

Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Splarp

Liquid Awesomeness melting at 600 degrees celcius.

Funkyfred - Splarp
Kaain - Splarp
Johhnygat - R U RDY 4 SUM SPLARP!
Random hater - Reported.

by Johnnygat January 10, 2012

Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.

My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(

by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010