The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

spinners

a pair of jaw dropping melons which appear to be spinning as the women moves. usually results in an intant boner.
also known as huge tits

wow that bitch has HUGE spinners!!!

by spinner mania November 22, 2009

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

Slingers

Another word for the plural of beer

Yo maan, pass the slingers! im trying to get wasted...

by steveybb October 27, 2017

splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

by Jebbedo May 4, 2009