log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

Shitter Splitter

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks

I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.

by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

spatter

spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.

by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009

Spattery; spatteries

Spare battery or batteries

I'm gonna put a/some spattery; spatteries in my camera bag.

by DreBoi January 15, 2010

jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.

ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery

by Mangernam October 5, 2013

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015