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dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
by lucyslking April 4, 2010
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Snowballing

Forming balls out of snow to be thrown at your friends in fun, or enemies in anger.
When I was a kid, my friends and I would go snowballing and have snowball fights.
by supertag February 15, 2006
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showboat

showboat is just plain stupid. i haven't seen it but i know i won't like it.
by coheedpowerx3 March 16, 2009
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Snowbooking

To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind.

Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.
Sarah must be snowed in and bored, because she's been snowbooking since the storm started.

The roads haven't been plowed so everyone's snowbooking.
by A Magillacutty February 12, 2010
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snowboarder

An entity, usually human, who straps a semi-oval board to their foot and procedes to either
a. SHRED IT UP!!! Pulls sick tricks like triple backflip to 7000 degree turn while grabbing their board in five different places!!!!
OR
b. slide to the middle of a good run, sit down, ruin the run and never leave. (Perhaps waiting for hell to freeze over?)
a. Shaun White - Many time slopestyle champion
b. People that call themselves snowboarders but in reality need to be run over, hit, called bad names, cursed at, and generally hurt
by Zack726 December 28, 2005
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Snowballing

When you slowly increase your lead on your lane partner in League of Legends by farming minions and getting more kills.
The Irelia slowly snowballing over the Jayce as she quickly farmed minions and ganked the mid for a kill.
by Mkgrider23 October 20, 2012
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Snowbama Day

Seeing two things we never thought we would see in one lifetime - A black man inaugurated and snow in a southern state, allowing us to take off school and work.
It's black and white! It's snowing outside while Obama is being inaugurated! No school! It's a Snowbama Day
by MuiscMakesSense January 24, 2009
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