arf snarf

sound made when eating,extremely bored,or breaking a silence.

(Arf snarf)Mmm! This spaghetti is really good!
Ugh...arf snarf. I'm really bored!!!!

by Mommy'sMonster June 20, 2009

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

de-snark

The act of reviewing and editing a message to a work colleague to remove all traces of the blistering contempt you feel for them.

"Hold on, give me ten minutes. I just need to de-snark this email."

by thebusinessasshole May 1, 2013

nightmare snare

A new age tradional decoration used to trap nightmares. Works much like a dream catcher, but lures + ensnares only nightmares.

Dream catchers are for the innocent, I require a nightmare snare!

by klonopinKiel October 24, 2015

Dick Snare

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.

“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”

by Yakyelder October 29, 2020

St Anger snare

aids

Is it just me or does the St Anger snare sound like a church bell?

by DudeBroKowski January 31, 2022

dick snare

a mini-snare drum that has been made with the intent of playing it with your dick

Greg: Hey Rudy, what is that killer beat your playing?
Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.

by Fattycop September 10, 2007