turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

by spitzG563 June 20, 2014

Snack

A meal that comes in between two of the 'Big Three' that, more often than not, is unhealthy.

I had a nice snack of carrots and celery. I'm not a baby.

by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

dirty snachez

It's actually called a dirty sanchez, and it is performed when the male sticks his finger up the chicks ass and uses the crap to give her a moustache

She wasn't too happy when i gave her the old dirty sanchez.

by Sam Childs July 23, 2003

Snack

To fuck someone really hard like you mean it.

I love to snack on all the girls in the dorm.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 18, 2019

scooby snack

The mixture of loose leaf chewing tobacco (such as Red Man or Beechnut) and any sort of chewing gum. The chewing gum keeps the snack together as you chew on it but still enjoy the taste and possible buzz of the tobacco. This little treat is what was, once thought to have inspired the writers of Scooby-Doo to make the Scooby Snack...this is most likely not true. What is true, is that this a delicious way to pass time.

Hey what do ya got in your mouth there? ...Just a lil' scooby snack
I'm in need of a scooby snack right now

by Please Use December 30, 2010

Snack

Used by a female to refer to a male who is not a her boyfriend.

Girl i got too many snacks, i need to cut down before my boyfriend finds out.

by Briababes February 22, 2009

snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.

I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?

by bumbleclot May 18, 2009