Ghillie Sooseman

one of extreme importance. not much is known, only that are two known to exist.

only a ghillie sooseman would know another ghillie sooseman.

by Daddy Keith June 6, 2022

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020