When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)
by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009
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After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.
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by Matt October 20, 2003
Get the Sleeping Beauty mug.The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.
Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…
by Goose May 25, 2003
Get the sleeping bag mug.Sliching is the female counterpart of male masturbation, it's called that because females finger and rub the vagina rather than stroke it like a man would do to his penis and the sound given to the rubbing and fingering sound like 'slich' which is another side of how it got its name.
Dear Diary, I was sliching last night, I don't know what got into me but it was so right but felt so bad!
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I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.
by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009
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