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Skeeter Stik

A topical analgesic for temporary relief and itching due to insect bites and minor skin irritations.
Julie got big by a mosquito so Alex whipped out his skeeter stik and made it all better.
Skeeter Stik by Alexis Ahomo July 27, 2006
a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter
Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

skeeter bat 

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

Skeezard 

A girl who looks like a hoe or looks like she's easy to get
Yo Lets Go Talk To Them Skeezards Over There
Skeezard by Rishawn January 2, 2008
A CD that skips a lot due to scratches.
Don't listen to that skeedee!
Skeedee by Morgs S. December 17, 2006

Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".
Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
Skeezer Situation by T.Bone April 16, 2007