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situationship

A situationship is kinda like a relationship, but more of a situation.
Friends with benefits are in a situationship.
People that are a 'thing' are in a situationship.

Many people have situationships with an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
If two people are considered to be 'complicated' they are most likely in a situationship.
If someone isn't your boyfriend/girlfriend because of a fear of being labeled, they are definitely in a situationship!
They aren't even dating, they are in a situationship! ....its complicated....
I had situationship with that guy from Miami last summer.

Remember that girl/guy from the bar? There's a situationship I'd like to forget!

She refuses to date until the divorce is final so she and her guy friend are in a situationship.
by classynsassy June 23, 2014
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Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.
Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.
by CP-1788 April 28, 2021
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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SITUATIONSHIP

Just chill not in a relationship but also are. Really good friends. Goodmorning Goodnight texts
We are in a situationship
by Apolllo February 11, 2021
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Situationship

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR
We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?
by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018
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Situationship

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.
“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”
by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021
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Epidermal Saturation

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.
Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.
by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011
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