schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015

Shelking

To take frozen hotdogs, cover them with cayenne pepper, and use as a sex toy.

The two homosexual gentlemen were shelking each other until their anuses were numb and bleeding.

by SupremeJackazz May 5, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Sharking

Adjective;

1. When a group of security guards form a pack before investigating an area or dealing with an unruly patron
2. A group of males coming together then going to pursue dangerous activities

"Those security guards/ guys are sharking up, something must be about to go down!"
"Yeah, probably"

by Mackarony5 March 25, 2017

Snalking

The act of stalking through the use of SnapChat

My daughter discovered this kid was snalking her and threatened to make him eat his phone if she saw any more picture he took of her on SnapChat.

by Ambersews May 21, 2017

Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017