spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.

Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009

copter shock

the action of using a flying assault vehicle while playing an online multiplayer game to devastate opposing players. This action isn't restricted to online multiplayer matches; a game's npcs can also copter shock during its campaign or extra missions. To rain down punishment from the sky.

I can't believe that jerk copter shock(ed) us to wiin the match!

by Omnivoe August 30, 2010

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

by Locksbox September 8, 2010

sun shock

your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.

i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!

that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!

by galby March 3, 2011

class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.

The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.

by wooptoo June 23, 2011

Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

by bigmovie September 3, 2012

freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012