Shitty kitty

The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez

Carter was a sass mouthed boy, so Timmy gave him a artistic shitty kitty to straighten him out

by Gingerly ginger January 17, 2022

shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

by purgethefall March 10, 2008

shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole

Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself

by molfa February 16, 2009

Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.

Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!

by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014

shitty taco

the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.

girl 1: Hey, you want to go have a shitty taco ?
girl 2: Sure, i would love to!

by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010

Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010