shaners

russian for "tumor nose." has more zits on his face than the helpers at best buy in the video game section. made up some NASJET shit and wouldnt back down from it.

shaners: jews dont get circumsized.
rest of world:.......

by rilesworth August 22, 2006

Shanners

One of the most beautiful people I have ever met.

Act of shear beauty.

Intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.

Nick name for Shannon .

"My Shanners"

by JDR2011 October 12, 2011

shatnered

shit yourself while farting

dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003

scanner

To intentionally or unintentionally copy another persons opinions, ideals, visions of the future and vernacular in order to obtain acceptance from their peers in a lame attempt at awesomeness.

Person A: yo, crosby fucking suckkks. worst player in the nhl by far.
Scanner: yeah man, he sucks! hes definitely the worst player ever!!!1!1!!11!!!!!
Person B: do you ever formulate your own opinions, or are you just going to piggyback on everyone elses?
Scanner: (To Person A) yeah ya duster, stop copying me.
Person B: ughhhh, what a fucking scanner.

by d-bombbb March 2, 2009

shatner

defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice

That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!

by CrissyLynne June 6, 2010

Shatner

the act of having placed a fecal turd in an oriface of a female.

also see spacedocking and captain kirk

William Shatner after she came before he did. This big bang ended in a nebula that entered her black hole which caused a time warp and a rift in the cuntinuum and unfortunately

2 days later she gave birth to a son and a klingon and named them both james brown

by kappin klingon sir maam May 14, 2008