clive's definitions

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 8, 2003

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

by clive May 12, 2003

ferosome

adj. Neither ferocious nor fearsome but an incredibly overwhelmingly scary combination of the two.

My dogs are not ferosome; they are brandishing their teeth in friendship!

by Clive February 11, 2004

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 8, 2003

mufty

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

by clive May 12, 2003