clive's definitions

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

Ned

Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink

a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane

by Clive October 8, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 8, 2003

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

daddys sauce

sperm.
from the daddy's sauce advert

you are getting daddies sauce tonight love.

by Clive October 8, 2003

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 8, 2003