Shampoo Job

Before ejaculation, while receiving any sort of stimulation, the male removes his erection and releases his fluids into his partners hair.

Christa's long hair made the shampoo job work nicely.

by PussyVagina October 1, 2003

Shampow

Used in the same context as I'm gonna chris brown you!

Origin: similar to the chris brown story vince from the shamwow infomercials also was arrested on the same charge. This became known as a Shampow!

If any one messes wit me I'm gonna shampow their a**
*punch in the face* SHAMPOW

by Macmobile May 6, 2009

shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.

Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.

by Rico2112 November 26, 2010

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.

This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

sampey

when you want a guy so much even though youve never met him, or heard of him

Girl 1:have you met that sampey yet?
Girl 2:isnt he that loser that works at the drum shop?

by holly r August 26, 2006

sampage

When yo' friend sam gets pissed and rampages

dude! did you see see sam last weekend? he went on a sampage after his girlfriend turned his dick into spaghetti!

by Senior tittles January 29, 2009