1000 yard stare

The ability to tell (from 1000 yards or better) that a person of the opposite sex A) Has a case of fugly face B) Has perpetual bad hair days strung into a "life" C) Is so ugly that no amount of Alcohol in the world can make them look better D) Could benefit from a paper bag on their head

This stare can be useful for finding attractive people as well. You will find this useful when you need a wingman (or wingwoman) for a night, or twenty.

Dude #1 "Hey, did you see that Brunette at 4 'o' clock?"
Dude #2 "Yeah, about 1000 yards before you!"
Dude #1 "Dude! You got the 1000 yard stare!!" (Bows)

Girl #1 "Yeah, my boyfriend found me 1000 yards away.. How did you and (points to non-listening boyfriend) meet?
Girl #2 (quietly) "I caught him staring at my boobs from 2 feet away.."

by SlyDragon January 14, 2010

1000 yard stare

a high impact low rate of fire sniper rifle from the vanguard, also widely considers to be the best pvp sniper currently

noooooo he got me with a 1kstare (1000 yard stare)

by brian epps July 6, 2016

Setareh

A indecisive b*

A or B?

…

…

Setareh: C

by Whoelsecouldvemadeit November 24, 2021

setareki

Setareki is a strong young men who is always there for you no matter what. He is hardworking and independant. He is loyal and trustworthy. Anyone who knows a Setareki is very lucky because he is a good friend everyone can count on. He puts others' needs first than his. He is very loyal when it comes to relationships, but needs constant reassurance because he has trust issues. If you know a Setareki, make sure to keep him happy and safe because he deserves it. :)

Setareki loves his family so much.
Setareki has such a beautiful heart.

by moodeth December 29, 2023

starebilized

Not to be confused with stabilized, being starebilized is when you find yourself stuck staring at something (or in most cases, nothing in particular) and can't seem to look away.

Are you actually looking at something, or are you starebilized?

by pixeleight December 4, 2010

stare-cut

A hairstyle chosen solely to attract attention.

Did you see Jenny's new stare-cut? She dyed her hair blue the other day.

by Lupercal April 20, 2011

Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.

Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."

by johnny92 June 24, 2012