Dip season

When you message someone (text, snapchat, dm etc.) and they open it or read it and don't respond.

Sophia- Yo last night I was snapchatting dylan after he sent me a ton of Snapchats. He opened it and didn't reply until this morning.
Hannah- dip season?
Sophia-Yeah I was honestly so annoyed because he was starting a conversation with me and now he's just ignoring me.

by Harktheharoldflising February 23, 2017

Big boy season

The time of the year when it starts getting cold that women will get wit bigger men for warmth

Friend 1: your boyfriend a big boy
Friend 2: it’s cold out here and he my snuggle bear 🥰
Friend 1: oh right it’s big boy season

by Zg6 October 28, 2019

The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.

Random grandparent: so how was school?
Susan: The Office, season 7, episode 19 minute 14:45

by Ya got any grapes? August 7, 2021

semiotic war

Conducting a war using a full range of signs and symbols -- but pointedly excluding violence or other unlawful or violent acts. A war of ideas in the age of internet and multimedia. Compare scamizdat.

The Internet's response to Scientology's attempt to rmgroup alt.religion.scientology included publishing their trade-secret "scriptures," graphically reviling them, putting billboards on trucks and buses, hosting radio talk-show segments, songwriting, projecting laser glyphs on walls, having aircraft pull pennants with slogans, picketing their headquarters, deconstructing their newsletters, creating cartoon lampoons and webpages, and, in other words, full semiotic war.

by Jeffrey Wright January 4, 2007

seasoned breasts

origin: Jamaica, means female places her fingers in her vagina and then wipes it's juices on her breast so it can be licked off by partner.

Raul was sucking Jackie's seasoned breasts.

by islandman9 July 20, 2008

Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"

"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.

by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012

marinara season

Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.

Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"

Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."

by westfalia December 18, 2009