Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

Schmeow

n. a party girl who is considerably promiscuous.

v. the act of hooking up

1. You hooked up with both of them!? You are such a schmeow.

2. I saw you guys leave together. Did you schmeow?

by schmeow meow August 31, 2011

Schmeowzer

n. A male who is a charmer, and knows how to get what he wants. He gets with a lot of girls and everyone knows it, yet girls can't help but to be seduced by his charm. Always funny and quick witted.

Related to a schmeow.

1. Look at him sweet talking that girl. I bet they go home together.. he is such a schmeowzer.

by schmeow meow August 31, 2011

Scemoic

Scemoic is a adjective that describes someone/something as Scene (sce), Emo (mo) and Epic (ic). Combining all three words scene, emo and epic; will give you Scemoic!

*Girl walks out of Hot Topic's dressing room with all black dress, lace gloves, blue and black hair extensions, dark make-up and goth jewelry*

Girl: "How do I look?"

Boy: "You look very scemoic... It's amazing and I like it!"<3

Girl and Boy: *Hugs*

or

*walks into goth room*

Girl: *Gazes around* -Gasp in excitement- "This room is so Scemoic!"

by The muffin man! October 23, 2011

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

Schmo

A schmoo, dinkle or dingleberry.

Trent Maestas is a Schmoo

by CurryMew May 4, 2015