Atomic Samurai

A sandbag

"God atomic sandbag sucks"
Gloves: "His name is atomic samurai!!!"

by The Casual March 27, 2021

Nipple Samurai

A being of immense power, the only being able to wield the art of nipple fu. His nipples are harder than diamonds and his powers become stronger the harder his nipples get. He is a peaceful man, but if you cross his nipples you will be a footnote in the logs of the Nipple Samurai!

The Nipple Samurai has released a new log.

by RomanColossus August 21, 2021

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Nice try, Samurai

When you are still unimpressed with someone’s best try, despite the fact that they did their best, but acknowledging that they did put their heart to it.

The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.

A guy tries all his slickest moves to get a hot girl to bed, but she’s not having it, so she says “nice try, Samurai”

by dfnslvtr May 21, 2023

Samuel

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.

tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by thebestmanalivesincemeohwait June 28, 2010

Samuel

A dude with priority issues...

Person 1: dude that kid has stayed on his xbox all day... even when naked chicks were having a pillow fight in his room!

Person 2: hmmm that kid must be a Samuel...

by aaaahhhhhhmun May 7, 2011

frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

by Seth Ream June 15, 2007