by I have 2 dads October 31, 2015
Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
by BlahBlahBla!! July 11, 2008
by Marko October 23, 2002
by bonesssssssssssssssssss March 11, 2011
The really poor excuse for an erection that all men will almost invariably try to put into effect after an overly beery night out (or in if you're a loser).
Usually ends up exposed and marker penned by so-called mates when you finally pass out and lack the capacity or care to put it away.
Usually ends up exposed and marker penned by so-called mates when you finally pass out and lack the capacity or care to put it away.
Tom had throughly shit sex as he had a drunken jelly sword and could not achieve decent penetration.
"I couldn't have a wank as I had a jelly sword"
Sally laughed at Gareth's tiny jelly sword.
"I couldn't have a wank as I had a jelly sword"
Sally laughed at Gareth's tiny jelly sword.
by UrbanDef June 07, 2006
When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.
Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.
by rebel13459 September 18, 2007
1. An old halloween pirate sword that has magical powers and has black tape on it to keep the magic locked within.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.
by Master Slurm October 13, 2003